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sometimes you try to save money

sometimes it’s a bad idea

sometimes you visit a new salon because of a great coupon

sometimes there is a man wearing high-waisted acid washed jeans (but not in a Kate Moss ironic way)

sometimes a rotund, heavily tattooed elderly man is your stylist

sometimes you want to run away but you just feel so awkward

that you sit still but pray they don’t slit your throat

sometimes said stylist shares his psych ward experiences when he finds out what you do

sometimes you send a covert text to your hubby so he’ll know where you were last spotted

sometimes rotund, heavily tatted old guy who must have gone to beauty school in the pen says,

“Darling the trick to getting that hair dye off your face is rubbing it with  cigarette ashes”

sometimes you say, “no need to cut my hair or blow dry it, and I love the color so let’s forget the highlights”

sometimes you tip just cause you made it out of there alive

sometimes you wheel into Chick-Fillet and scarf a brownie like there’s no tomorrow

sometimes……….