So CNN announces today that, wait for it, Hello Kitty is NOT a cat but rather a little British girl…..uh, no!
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/28/world/asia/hello-kitty-revelation/index.html?hpt=hp_c3
I do NOT and WILL not accept this! With pending civil war in the Ukraine, Ebola, and ISIL threatening all that is good and holy, why do I care? Because this precious nine year old loves Hello Kitty. She is growing up too fast in a world that is spinning closer to annihilation every day. Nope, you cannot change Hello Kitty after forty years. She has whiskers people! While I’m living in denial, Pluto will always be a planet to me. So there, world. Don’t mess with Hello Kitty or Ava or Ava’s love for Hello Kitty!