sometimes you try to save money
sometimes it’s a bad idea
sometimes you visit a new salon because of a great coupon
sometimes there is a man wearing high-waisted acid washed jeans (but not in a Kate Moss ironic way)
sometimes a rotund, heavily tattooed elderly man is your stylist
sometimes you want to run away but you just feel so awkward
that you sit still but pray they don’t slit your throat
sometimes said stylist shares his psych ward experiences when he finds out what you do
sometimes you send a covert text to your hubby so he’ll know where you were last spotted
sometimes rotund, heavily tatted old guy who must have gone to beauty school in the pen says,
“Darling the trick to getting that hair dye off your face is rubbing it with cigarette ashes”
sometimes you say, “no need to cut my hair or blow dry it, and I love the color so let’s forget the highlights”
sometimes you tip just cause you made it out of there alive
sometimes you wheel into Chick-Fillet and scarf a brownie like there’s no tomorrow
sometimes……….
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